DISCLAIMER

You spam me, you automatically give me permission to publish your email address, your name, the contents of your spam and my hopefully humorous rebuttal.

Seriously. It's not like I'm trying to write the next "A Million Little Lies", or anything, which I've considered, because damn, I have seen what y'all have sent to some pretty neat places. Not to mention the seriously demented stuff sent to me. But, I'm not overly fond of ceast-and-desist-by-lawyer threats, so we (royal version) decided against publishing any non-spam correspondence without express written permission.

So, I'm sticking to spam things sent directly to me. If you're some random onlooker and you want to take shit personally, big fat boohoo to you because, one, you're the one doing something naughty-so get over it, and two, don't you have some real writing to do?

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